Struggles of The Gamer 2: Lies of the Ecchi

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Today was a long day I went shopping with the family to get some clothes and than... you know what let's get this out of the way first. I know why you clicked on this blog and its because of that picture you saw. Yeahhhh I know that is what attracted you to read this. Let's be real here you like ecchi admit it. 

Now to the main point. I was watching some anime a few days ago and noticed every single time they have a beach episode a bra gets lost or someones pantsu gets lost in the water. This is the biggest lie ever!!!! When has this ever happen to any of you guys. It hasnt at all for me. Japan why must you always tease us with your weird fetishes. I cant but help wonder is Japan real? It has sooooo many craziness I cant but help wonder. Ah ecchi thank you for wonderful yet sometimes wtf moments. 

Anime life seems to be full of death and a ton of perverted moments. Is this supposed to be life?! I wish it was. Except for the death part. I'm not emo... not yet anyways. So many lies from ecchi. Why are you not real? Must we sacrifice a togepi in your name? Must be do the impossible? TELL US ECCHI AND IT WILL BE DONE!

Thanks for reading this bizarre post. It's something that has always been in my head. Expect this series to be a bit of the wall in the future.

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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